Not even with your mouth... (NSFW)

[Spect]

All the Cremosa and grape white owl talk has made me think, what cigars do my brothers hate most? I'm curious about the 'real' brands though aside from the flavored white ol crap. Stuff so bad you gag just thinking about lighting up. I know we've all done this on CS, but I figured why not have our own version.

Not even with your mouth would I smoke anything by:

Rocky (Drews, Indian tobacc, ALL OF IT)
Grand Habano

PS. "Not even with your mouth" comes from a joke one day when Zach and I were smoking on his porch making fun of his roommates girlfriend; he remarked, "I wouldn't even FK her with your dick."

[glking]

CAO VR -- Unless you like creosote!

[opusfxd]

Didn't care too much about the Flor de Todo (aka flor of toto)

[jcarlton]

Anything in a Thompson's house sampler http://www.buttercreamdreams.com/smilies/puke.gif

[opusfxd]

Anything in a Thompson's house sampler http://www.buttercreamdreams.com/smilies/puke.gif

At the time (96) they weren't too bad but I now agree.

[Spect]

CAO VR -- Unless you like creosote!

Ohh good one, for the most part CAO isn't so great either. Not as bad as Rocky but still....

[opusfxd]

CAO VR -- Unless you like creosote!

Ohh good one, for the most part CAO isn't so great either. Not as bad as Rocky but still....
I guess you didn't make it to the Rocky event with Gary tonight at CO6.

[zmancbr]

CAO VR -- Unless you like creosote!

Ohh good one, for the most part CAO isn't so great either. Not as bad as Rocky but still....
I guess you didn't make it to the Rocky event with Gary tonight at CO6.


You know I second the Rocky sucking... I lit up a 1992 vintage the other day... it made me sick and reminded me of a grape smelling white owl someone sent me... :?

Okay maybe it didn't smell like that but it did taste like shit and it was way too sweet...

[opusfxd]

Ready for this? I've had an Oliva V lancero that I thought was nasty.

[Spect]

I seriously thought oliva sucked wang, period hands down... Crapola.

Then I had a 'V' in a blind review...
I like it, although I think it seems more like a pepin than oliva.

[opusfxd]

I seriously thought oliva sucked wang, period hands down... Crapola.

Then I had a 'V' in a blind review...
I like it, although I think it seems more like a pepin than oliva.
I still don't care for the flavor right now and the lancero was a mutha to draw on.

[zmancbr]

Well my experience with the V lanceros is this... fresh>> they suck. If you let them sit a bit >>> tasty! :mrgreen:

[twinarch]

Well my experience with the V lanceros is this... fresh>> they suck. If you let them sit a bit >>> tasty! :mrgreen:

I concur! The first go around with the V lancero wasn't the best for me...wasn't exactly horrible either, but after a few months rest the second one I had was the bomb!

[zmancbr]

Well my experience with the V lanceros is this... fresh>> they suck. If you let them sit a bit >>> tasty! :mrgreen:

I concur! The first go around with the V lancero wasn't the best for me...wasn't exactly horrible either, but after a few months rest the second one I had was the bomb!


Yup.. it took me about 6-7 of them to get there so you must be a faster learner than me lol... I just smoked another one the other day fresh and it was only so-so... of course I hot-boxed it a bit too.. :oops:

[opusfxd]

Hot box? Isn't that something they did to either Rambo or Chuck Norris?

[zmancbr]

Hot box? Isn't that something they did to either Rambo or Chuck Norris?


Not sure... but it is also a technical term for Ray's wife's... :oops: :shock: :lol:

[csbrewfisher]

Acid Kuba Kuba

Smells like a urinal cake, tastes like toothpaste.

[opusfxd]

Acid Kuba Kuba

Smells like a urinal cake, tastes like toothpaste.
I didn't know you worked in marketing. :lol:

[csbrewfisher]

Smells like a urinal cake, tastes like toothpaste.[/quote]
I didn't know you worked in marketing. :lol:[/quote]

Is expertise in urinal cakes required for marketing? A rhetorical question... :mrgreen:

[Spect]

Hot box? Isn't that something they did to either Rambo or Chuck Norris?


Not sure... but it is also a technical term for Ray's wife's... :oops: :shock: :lol:

LMFAO :P

[zmancbr]

Not sure... but it is also a technical term for Ray's wife's... :oops: :shock: :lol:

LMFAO :P[/quote]

LOL... I thought you might like that one. :mrgreen:

[LordOfWu]

Hot box? Isn't that something they did to either Rambo or Chuck Norris?


Not sure... but it is also a technical term for Ray's wife's... :oops: :shock: :lol:

I'm getting confused...are you saying that Ray's wife did either Rambo or Chuck Norris? Wow Ray, you must be one serious stud, that's something to follow one of those and end up with the girl!!!! :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

[jcarlton]

Hot box? Isn't that something they did to either Rambo or Chuck Norris?


Not sure... but it is also a technical term for Ray's wife's... :oops: :shock: :lol:

LMFAO :P

Damn I love this place, when I first read this I was sure someone was gonna pissed. You both better hope Amber never reads this thread, come to think of it I'm thinking this is worth an aged Opus to keep me from giving her the printed copy I have.








:twisted:




:lol:

[opusfxd]

Smells like a urinal cake, tastes like toothpaste.
I didn't know you worked in marketing. :lol:[/quote]

Is expertise in urinal cakes required for marketing? A rhetorical question... :mrgreen:[/quote]
THEY ARE NOT MINTS!!!

Why do you have experience in the taste of urinal cakes?

[zmancbr]

Damn I love this place, when I first read this I was sure someone was gonna pissed. You both better hope Amber never reads this thread, come to think of it I'm thinking this is worth an aged Opus to keep me from giving her the printed copy I have.

:twisted:
:lol:

Then you don't know Amber lol... she would probably laugh as much as we are at it... :lol: Ray and I are pretty blunt about things and our women are pretty immune to things such as this lol... :mrgreen:

[csbrewfisher]

"Why do you have experience in the taste of urinal cakes?"

Not the taste, but certainly the smell. Now if I had worked in marketing....